i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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