hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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