I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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