dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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