he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
