Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Terrible idea I love it
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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