this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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