just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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