If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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