if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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