I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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