Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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