the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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