If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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