Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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