I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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