Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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