Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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