I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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