I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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