Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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