at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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