people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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