I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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