Don't you send me to vm
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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