your parents love me but you hate me
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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