Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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