Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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