Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Found the puke drawer
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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