so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
