I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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