Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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