her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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