You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
there is glitter all over my balls
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