i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You dont lie about slip and slides
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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