thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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