No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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