I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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