In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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