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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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