"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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