hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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