can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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