He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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