I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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