I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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