Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize