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It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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