i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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