Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
