In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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