yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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