Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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