you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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