I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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