I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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