Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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